Reasons to be optimistic about Bush's Re-election:


My dog's Bush-head chew toy is still relevant.

We probably won't have to worry about over-population for too much longer.

There will be lots of good jokes on the Daily Show.

New words will be added to the English language. It's mis-underestimate-able!!

The only language will be English-ism.

The next volume of Girls Gone Wild: The Bush Twins' bush-twins --Drunk!!!

Whatever they fuck-up, they will own.

Life will not get boring anytime soon.

It's not quite as bad as 9-11.

I'll know why I'm so damn angry all the time.

It proves there is this whole other world of values that I cannot begin to understand.

My mutual funds shot up.

I don't own a car.

The weather will get warmer, and warmer.

If your kids are graduating high school, you won't have to worry about paying for college.

I'm sure I'll think of more reasons later. Lately I've just been trying to catch up on my classes after working on the magazine so much. "What magazine" you say? Check out:

www.14hills.net

Other than that, just hanging out with my new dog reading a lot. Writing has been slow as I have been rather consumed with politics lately. It's all such a sad sad story. Ignorant-homophobic-gun-toting-anti-choice-cheap-labor-imperialist-zealots have taken over. Lets hear for another decade of Pax-Americana!! It reminds of an unflattering quote from Baudrillard:

"Deep down, the US, with its space, its technological refinement, its bluff good conscience, even in those spaces which it opens up for simulation, is the only remaining primitive society."

God save us all. It's been a sad week, but at least the Raiders won today.